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Post by Lambchop on Oct 28, 2017 3:36:58 GMT -6
[attr="class","FalseBack"] [attr="class","FalseBioName"]Lambchop [attr="class","FalseBioDetailHeader"]'D: Rood!' yrs [attr="class","FalseBioDetail2Header"]Female [attr="class","FalseBioDetail"]Exorcist [attr="class","FalseBioDetail2"]Pansexual [attr="class","PolariodBackground"] [attr="class","PolariodIMG"] [attr="class","IGNORESECRETIMG"] [attr="class","FalseHistory"] 11/2/17: Dear Diary, O-M-G. Bob said I have to write up a report for everyone! That includes one of me! I know these are supposed to be super professional and all, but gosh! It's just so much fun to stretch the truth every now and again, right? Here's the report I'm turning in tomorrow:
Isabella 'Lambchop' Ephemeria is one of the most beautiful exorcists to ever grace the profession; Her grace is such that to see her at work brings many to tears, and indeed she must wear a cowl and cloak to hide her beauty from the common populous, lest they be overrun with awe and feint on the spot. Not only is she beautiful, but also so compassionate! Did you know she's a vegan? She refuses to eat anything made from animals, or plants treated with anything other than organic herbal remedies! Truly, she is too good for this earth...
...What do you think, Diary? I know it's probably too flowery, and Bob will make me rewrite it when he sees it, but it's so much better than writing the boring old truth, isn't it? I can't wait to start work though; We're going to help sooooooo many people! Oops, I'm running late! Silly me. Write you later, Diary! <3
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Post by Ginger on Nov 5, 2017 21:11:44 GMT -6
What's this? A Lamb Who knows Karate? Certainly acceptable.
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