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Post by Ginger on Jan 15, 2020 21:13:47 GMT -6
[attr="class","NewsBack"] [attr="class","NewsBigTitle"]INTRODUCTION
Called upon by the Midas, I am Dr. [REDACTED], here to study and make observations of Oddities and Potentials within Gravity Falls. With the Most recent Events due to Failure of Meeting Requirements set by the Midas, Me and my Fellow Doctor will be Now working With Newly Rewritten Parameters of Highest Potential Attributes and Reworkings to Least Interchanging Principles. It is my Solemn Duty to prove that it is I, With PH.D In not One Private Universities but Two. Is BUT the Better Researcher working on this project,With 150% Capability Improving the Inter-workings of All Within Gravity Falls For Better Observation for Gravity Falls. As Such this Recent 'Demoted Failure' Side-hand will be highly Discourage to Touch One's Private Writings. As Such, If an Outsider and Not one as great as Thy-self, Place down this Digital Tablet AND GET TO WORK.
OOC note - Tabloid based off 1880's version of the word. ALSO play on "Tablet" because his is on a "Tablet"
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Post by Ginger on Jan 15, 2020 21:38:13 GMT -6
[attr="class","NewsBack"] [attr="class","NewsBigTitle"]Subject 01: The Wild-One [attr="class","NewsSmallTitle"]Investigation-Lockdown An Odd Female who'd been known to write inaccurate, Awful Grammatical Blog updates of happenings within town. Whispers were around that she loved exploring at night, been gifted in beauty, and Most importantly had create odd sudden animalistic noises. While My Fellow Doctorate Followers decided She is But a Peace-Maker.. I but disagree, as her actions have shown questionable Traits oF Impurities. Upon Blood Sample Collection, it has been Prove her Worth.. IS Much More Worth Than Fellow Doctorate Believes, Much Graceful As A Maiden Of Purity.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 15, 2020 22:15:23 GMT -6
[attr="class","NewsBack"] [attr="class","NewsBigTitle"]Subject 02: The Crow [attr="class","NewsSmallTitle"]Observation Hypnotized by Subject 1, This subject seems awfully blind taking task after task without pausing or questioning Subject 1's Motives. It but Seems to be The Crow is capable of Great feats, such as summoning Pitiful Humans from perhaps Another Universe, as Degreed by other oddities coming and goings. An interest reaction to Subject 2's response from Subject 1's Control breaking was Complete mayhem. Is Subject 1 So powerful as to Cause Power Boosts upon Safety is questioned? Theory, Crow is capable of Using Subject 1's Powers to Access Multiple Dimensions. Hence why Subject 1 keeps the Chaotic Creature around.
Re-Observation from Report 07/29/16 Under File name "Subject 026 ---
Found Old Files of Gravity Falls Residents, It would seem.. This Subject was the "Thieving Trickster" Dubbed by A "Bill" Recent Fired Guard. It would seem this Facility past Couple years have been Under Idiotic Influential controls, with Insufficient inaccurate Data. As I Will Help Rehabilitate this Facility with Professional Elegance and Control Hail Within Midas Labs. It Will Be Seen to Explore this "Fae" Observation With Iron. It is But Dishonorable to NOT Clean House 100% Of All pitiful past Researchers.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 15, 2020 22:29:55 GMT -6
[attr="class","NewsBack"] [attr="class","NewsBigTitle"]Subject 03: The Fertilizer [attr="class","NewsSmallTitle"]No observation
A more recent Highschooler that appeared without accurate American Documents or Proof of Citizenship, This specific Individual just Came To this town all of a sudden according to Notes taken upon residents. Dubbed 'Typical Troublemaker' This Fellow Suddenly dropped out of the school and Perhaps taken a much darker path. I'd Believed he was just some Typical Humane Impure trash, was not for his Actions upon the High Chart Readings, dubbed 'the summoning' Taken with Subject 1 And 2.
Upon Observation of Faulty Cameras Placed around the area, it is but noticeably his Eyes DO glow a Yellow Much like Subject 1's... When upon using his ability to Grow Grass, perhaps weak ability. I but think the Evidence here is this Boy is but Clearly a Useless Impure Hybrid of No worth. SHOULD His plant growth Show flowers, THAN perhaps we'll have to bring him in to Observe him. However...
The Most I can say, Due to DNA collected at Scene of Observation, It is but.. An Escapee Clone Mixed HIGHLY Advance With DEMON DNA, a Much Much Impossible Method Of Date with Such Cloning Success. I degree All DNA Inaccurate and CARRIED INCORRECTLY To facility. Fault Of FELLOW Researchers within Lab, Much against Fellow Dr.[REDACTED] suggestions. Subject Declared Fae/Human Hybrid with Plant Growth Capabilities.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 15, 2020 22:53:43 GMT -6
[attr="class","NewsBack"] [attr="class","NewsBigTitle"]Subject 04: Tentacle Impurity [attr="class","NewsSmallTitle"]Investigation
Has Shown Extreme Poweress, and Kidnapping high Potential. Nearly Kidnapped Subject 1,3, AND succeeded in 17 the 'cross-dimensional human'. Upon earlier observations Subject is Prone to Depression, and always Seeking companionship with Fellow 'Mentor' or truly Dubbed Teacher at Highschool. Does at Current Date work for Insane Cult Leading Mayor, Perhaps Tied to Cult? Will Need Further Observations before taking action. Will perfect Formula to Negate tentacle poweress, Will.. REQUIRE TESTS BEFORE EXECUTION OF LOCKDOWN. HOPE To Indoctrinate INTO Program.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 15, 2020 23:08:20 GMT -6
[attr="class","NewsBack"] [attr="class","NewsBigTitle"]Subject 05: The Informative [attr="class","NewsSmallTitle"]Observation; DECLARE AVOIDANCE
It is Highly Highly Advised to Stay FAR from Starlight Cafe after Encounters with their 'Cup-Of-Joe' A Statement Under close investigations of the Microscope is to be Taken Literal. As one such as Myself with High Senses of Scent, it occurred to ME that the substance given in those cups are But the Highest Powder Quality from Vermont's Vermis Farms. Upon Further Investigation it had been Data gathered that Such Subject was An Informative working under The Fashion Designer Nevada. It Would Seem... Further Investigation HIGHLY Needed, Fear. Subject. Foolish Relative of Mine, Seeking information on this One, even against Wishes of Higher ups. Lucky for One Such as I, noticing Questionable Addictive properties by scent alone. I have made the Wise decision to just avoid the Cafe, and Order Online Shipments Of Coffee to Place of Current Residence.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 22, 2020 17:59:06 GMT -6
[attr="class","NewsBack"] [attr="class","NewsBigTitle"]Subject 06: The VAMPIRE God [attr="class","NewsSmallTitle"]Investigation[
IT is highly Conceivable! It is Tremendously Obvious! A cult Following, A Mayor of this pitiful town, and a Bat Transformation? Why I even went investigating his little "cult" and say.. Indeed Large Powerful bats live in this town... All declaring nonsensical, But... The Largest evidence of this Man's Truest Nature, His need to FEAST on The human! Saw it with my Own Eye! This Green hair man held into an embrace looking OH So Mesmerized by the God's movements. I watched as the Two fled deeper into their little cavern, then.. Before i knew It Blood.. EVERYWHERE, I went into to get a closer look as the two left.. Sure enough a victim tore at the Throat! This.. Is Truly the Forbidden of All forbidden obvious Nonsense, A Vampire God! I demand we run Silver Tests at Once!
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Post by Ginger on Jan 22, 2020 18:30:28 GMT -6
[attr="class","NewsBack"] [attr="class","NewsBigTitle"]Subject 07: The Richie Rich [attr="class","NewsSmallTitle"]Observation
A rich man suddenly appears? Donating Millions? Making Home here? Becoming a Teacher? Finding a cure to an uncurable Disease? This.. Is.. Problematic, All falsehood.. I believe he only did these 'kind' acts due to the fact he was trap... During the Creature Controlled Experiment, However What of Now? Why are you here My little Rich Friend? The one who once Owned Medical Facilities across the US? Why.. Stick around here and with That Boy My Comrade had grown so interested in? This Bond... Is One Enslaved to the other through a Contract, Addiction, and/or Other Methods of Enforced Slavery? Midas has been known to Slip into similar methods into earlier years, however.. These two, May have something more unique than that. I agree with My fellow Doctor Observations will need to be Made. While He focuses on that, I will Focus on Just What Kind of Phobian They Are. I'll need to trap Various Fear hormones into the Air and Watch Power Levels fluctuations. We... Just might be capable of Weaponizing them for our benefits.
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